One day I got the urge to build a pyramid
The biggest one ever
So I built it
And it was huge
It poked a hole in the sky
Clearly this was a problem, because all the earth air was seeping out into space and all the space air was seeping into earth
Everyone was angry because they had to wear special masks to breathe in the space air
The giant pyramid was also an obstruction to birds and aeroplanes
They were angry
So I tore it down, and plastered the sky.
I wrote a letter of apology to everyone
And the birds
They built a theme park where my pyramid used to be.
